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Post by :-) on Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:32 pm

What do you call a Middle Eastern person flying a plane?
Spoiler:
The pilot.
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Post by SageofSixPaths on Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:46 pm

....

*takes bait 'cause he knows the joke*

a terrorist?

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Post by :-) on Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:47 pm

That white stuff is spoiler tags just click on it then highlight it.
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Post by SageofSixPaths on Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:55 pm

:-) wrote:That white stuff is spoiler tags just click on it then highlight it.

Not the best /spoiler tech, but it saves more space(theoretically?) than SB.

Joke time!
A man is hunting in the woods. He comes across a large black bear. The bear knocks the gun out of his hands, and gives the man two options: Get brutally eaten, or get raped. The man chooses rape, and, after a month recovery, decides to hunt down the bear and kill it. He does so, and when he turns around there is an even larger grizzly bear behind him. The bear knocks him to the ground and gives him the same two options. The man, unwilling to lose his life, chooses rape. After another month of recovery, he heads into the woods to hunt down the grizzly. After a fight, he takes the grizzly down. He turns around to see an utterly massive polar bear behind him. The bear looks at him for a second, shakes its head, and says...

"You don't come here to hunt, do you?"

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Re: Joke thread

Post by Senmut on Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:33 pm

What do you call a cow playing the violin?
Fiddler on the Hoof.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Senmut on Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:02 am

Untie it?
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Lord Archeneon on Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:11 am

Senmut wrote:Untie it?

tie it
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Grizzly Griswald on Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:56 pm

There are two guys, and one is in the bathroom taking a shower. The guy in the showers yells "Where's the soap!" The other guy says "no soap radio!"
Do you get it?
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Kool Kat on Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:57 pm

Grizzly Griswald wrote:There are two guys, and one is in the bathroom taking a shower. The guy in the showers yells "Where's the soap!" The other guy says "no soap radio!"
Do you get it?

Not at all No
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Grizzly Griswald on Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:05 pm

Kool Kat wrote:
Grizzly Griswald wrote:There are two guys, and one is in the bathroom taking a shower. The guy in the showers yells "Where's the soap!" The other guy says "no soap radio!"
Do you get it?

Not at all No

Well hers how the joke goes, in order for the guy in the shower to be dumm enough to forget to bring the soap, he would have to be Radio from the movie Radio
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Kool Kat on Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:22 pm

oh, ha ha ha
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